WORN-OUT JOKE ALERT! Urine Trouble Now . . .

So say you're hangin' at a bar in Georgia around closing time. You've had a few (or more) drinks, you're havin' a good old time, the stars are shining, the moon's bright . . .

And suddenly it starts to rain.

And there isn't a cloud in the sky.

That was the mystery that confronted early-morning Georgia revelers at 2 o'clock AM Saturday. A few of them probably thought it was just the alcohol messing with their heads.

But the answer came to them quickly when they looked up, squinted through the falling rain, and saw that the rain emanated from the urethra of an intoxicated University of Georgia student standing on a parking deck above.

Oh, and so was his buddy. Who also was spitting. Off the deck. Onto the patrons' heads.

Panic ensued. Sort of like happens in Japan whenever Godzilla decides to take a walk. Only this wasn't Godzilla. It was worse. It was pee.

Anyway, the cop who arrived on the scene cuffed the two young lushes, whereupon they were charged with public intoxication and urinating. Gee, if they press charges for public intoxication shouldn't they have slapped handcuffs on the pee-rain victims too? After all, it was two in the morning.

But the urinating charges should look lovely on their records. I can just see them filling out job applications.

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Awkward.

Hey, at least he saved all those partiers a shower.