Picture this: You’re minding your own business on an otherwise normal day, and you get the following text --
hey dawg do u have a $20 i can buy rite now?
That’s what happened to Sheriff Leo Dutton of Lewis and Clark County in Montana.
A teenager, eager to get his experimental paws on some dope, had shot a text to (he thought) a pot-dealing buddy. Only one problem: He’d punched in a wrong digit and ended up texting the cops.
Oops.
Sheriff Dutton and a detective set up a meet with the teen and his equally experimental buddy at a local store. The kids turned up with one adult, who turned out to be the oblivious father to one of the boys.
The detective walked up to the boys and showed his badge.
One of the boys fainted on the spot.
No charges or fines came out of the matter once the parents of the two boys were made aware of the situation.
My question is, why wasn’t Dope-Dealin’ Dan on the boys’ speed dial?
Perhaps when you’re using dope, you are what you smoke.
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Friday, September 3, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Poor, Persecuted, Mature Lindsey Lohan
Dina Lohan, Lindsey Lohan's mom, is angry.
Lindsey doesn't deserve the 90 days of jail time mandated by a judge.
Lindsey has matured. She's grown up. All the negative stuff we've heard about her is sensationalized trash.
Dina insists that Lindsey has matured since her youthful indiscretions, and doesn't deserve the results of her latest run-in with the law.
Okay. Let's assume the two-time-DUI Lindsey has indeed grown up.
Remind me why she got a 90-day jail sentence (of which, I might add, she only served 13)?
And why does she have to undergo rehab, as per court mandate?
Oh yeah. That's right.
DRUGS.
Most people wouldn't call going from DUI's to drug rehab a sign of maturity.
They'd call it something like escalation. Or maybe a worsening of symptoms. Folks who do this stuff are generally considered individuals of poor judgment, at the very least.
But Dina knows Lindsey is an exception. Lindsey is a responsible adult -- a misunderstood, persecuted, responsible adult haphazardly and evilly singled out by the media for no apparent reason.
Of course, unbiased observers such as you and me knew that already.
Lindsey doesn't deserve the 90 days of jail time mandated by a judge.
Lindsey has matured. She's grown up. All the negative stuff we've heard about her is sensationalized trash.
Dina insists that Lindsey has matured since her youthful indiscretions, and doesn't deserve the results of her latest run-in with the law.
Okay. Let's assume the two-time-DUI Lindsey has indeed grown up.
Remind me why she got a 90-day jail sentence (of which, I might add, she only served 13)?
And why does she have to undergo rehab, as per court mandate?
Oh yeah. That's right.
DRUGS.
Most people wouldn't call going from DUI's to drug rehab a sign of maturity.
They'd call it something like escalation. Or maybe a worsening of symptoms. Folks who do this stuff are generally considered individuals of poor judgment, at the very least.
But Dina knows Lindsey is an exception. Lindsey is a responsible adult -- a misunderstood, persecuted, responsible adult haphazardly and evilly singled out by the media for no apparent reason.
Of course, unbiased observers such as you and me knew that already.
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